1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,240 previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:02,240 --> 00:00:07,919 You have just entered a caldera leading into the Well of the Dragon. 3 00:00:07,919 --> 00:00:15,200 You guys hug up against the walls and these cult members converge on this central point. 4 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:17,519 And they are speaking Draconic. 5 00:00:17,519 --> 00:00:18,719 Perfect, I speak Draconic. 6 00:00:18,719 --> 00:00:23,519 They took the sacrifices out there and it's all gonna be real good. 7 00:00:23,519 --> 00:00:29,519 When Tiamat gets here, I hope we get all the things that they've been promising us. 8 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:34,079 If they have sacrifices, that shit's all gonna be happening. 9 00:00:34,079 --> 00:00:38,079 If they're needed, if we can fuck up their sacrifices somehow, 10 00:00:38,079 --> 00:00:41,439 that will hopefully give us some time or fuck the whole thing up. 11 00:00:41,439 --> 00:00:41,920 Totes. 12 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:49,519 The guard trick turns quickly and sees you duck down the hall and begins chasing after you. 13 00:00:50,159 --> 00:00:57,600 As you keep going, you hear muffled voices ahead of you, but then it forks again. 14 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:59,359 Which way do you think we should go, Nularaaaa? 15 00:00:59,359 --> 00:01:06,480 We go left, that's heading in, but it seems like there's a lot more tunnel options in there, 16 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:09,120 which means things are gonna get more complicated. 17 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:15,759 Nularaaaa, you look to the left and you lock eyes with the room of cultists who 18 00:01:15,759 --> 00:01:17,359 are staring back at you. 19 00:01:17,359 --> 00:01:21,599 As the cultists stand up from the table they're at and draw their weapons charging 20 00:01:21,599 --> 00:01:24,480 towards you, we find ourselves back outside. 21 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:31,280 Faint, light auras can be seen leaving the deceased bodies from the battlefield, 22 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:36,800 rising up into the sky and into the heart of the cyclone. 23 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:41,040 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. 24 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:45,439 We're a D&D 5th edition actual play podcast and I'm your dungeon master Russ More 25 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:48,400 and with me today is Carla Johnson. 26 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:52,159 Who does not have a cookie despite there being a lot of talk about cookies 27 00:01:52,159 --> 00:01:53,840 before we started recording. 28 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:56,240 But that's okay because I'm with my friends. 29 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:57,920 Also, I play Nularaaaa Moonbrook. 30 00:01:57,920 --> 00:01:59,520 And Amy More. 31 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:00,079 That's me. 32 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:04,400 I'm neither here nor there about the cookie situation. 33 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:06,480 I have a beer in front of me so I'm pretty good 34 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:08,240 and I'm very happy to see my friends 35 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:10,879 because I feel like we haven't recorded in ages. 36 00:02:10,879 --> 00:02:11,520 It's true. 37 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:13,920 And you're neither here nor there on the cookies, 38 00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:16,080 but how many biscottis did you have today? 39 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:16,719 Oh, called out. 40 00:02:16,719 --> 00:02:17,439 No comment. 41 00:02:17,439 --> 00:02:17,939 Oh. 42 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:22,800 No comment on the biscotti and I play Thea Amastasia. 43 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:24,800 And Tom Laird. 44 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:29,520 I am kind of mad at myself because I made a bunch of cookies 45 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:30,960 before I left my brother's place 46 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:33,200 and then I didn't bring any to the airport with me 47 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:36,560 and all I wanted when I was there was a goddamn cookie. 48 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:37,060 Yeah. 49 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:39,280 And I play Flint Firebeard. 50 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:40,320 You know what, though? 51 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:42,800 They would have asked you at the airport 52 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:47,520 if you had anything with you in your luggage like food items 53 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:48,720 and then you would say no. 54 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:50,080 Which is exactly. 55 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:52,000 If you don't consider cookies to be food. 56 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:55,039 That's exactly what happened when we were going to Seattle 57 00:02:55,039 --> 00:02:56,879 and then the lady was like, oh, do you have any food? 58 00:02:56,879 --> 00:02:57,360 And I'm like, no. 59 00:02:57,360 --> 00:02:59,039 And then I'm like, wait a minute, I have cookies. 60 00:02:59,039 --> 00:03:00,560 So I was like, oh, I have some cookies. 61 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:02,319 I mean, not to call you out, Tom, 62 00:03:02,319 --> 00:03:03,439 but you didn't even realize. 63 00:03:03,439 --> 00:03:05,120 She said, do you have any food? 64 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:06,719 And we both said, no. 65 00:03:06,719 --> 00:03:08,879 And then she said, do you have any gifts? 66 00:03:08,879 --> 00:03:10,879 And you said, yes, cookies. 67 00:03:10,879 --> 00:03:12,400 Yep, 100%. 68 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:13,520 That's exactly what happened. 69 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:15,039 You're like, hold on now, but does that 70 00:03:15,039 --> 00:03:16,479 fall under the food category or the cookie category? 71 00:03:16,479 --> 00:03:20,080 I was like a little so far out of her whole head. 72 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:20,560 It was funny. 73 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:20,719 She was pretty sassy. 74 00:03:20,719 --> 00:03:22,000 She was pretty nice about it. 75 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,520 It was funny, but. 76 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:26,800 Oh, food. 77 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:28,639 See, I didn't intend on eating that. 78 00:03:28,639 --> 00:03:30,000 So it's not food to me. 79 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,240 To be fair, I was bringing them exclusively for you guys. 80 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:33,599 They were gifts, so. 81 00:03:33,599 --> 00:03:34,560 Yeah, it's true. 82 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:37,039 It was it did fall under more the gift category 83 00:03:37,039 --> 00:03:38,560 than the food at that moment. 84 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:41,280 Yeah, it even fell under the gift for more category. 85 00:03:42,079 --> 00:03:45,120 Are we seeing things can have more than one category? 86 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:48,000 If it's food, it can't be a gift. 87 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,240 If it's gift, it's obviously not food. 88 00:03:50,719 --> 00:03:51,840 Well, it's just more so. 89 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:55,199 If it has wheels, it's automatically a car. 90 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:58,800 I don't like these like harsh dichotomies. 91 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:00,879 I'm more shades of gray in all things. 92 00:04:00,879 --> 00:04:03,039 Yeah, I don't like where this is going, 93 00:04:03,039 --> 00:04:06,639 but you know where where we do have different categories 94 00:04:06,639 --> 00:04:09,759 is Patreon, Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cat. 95 00:04:09,759 --> 00:04:12,719 You would think we planned that segue, but we did not. 96 00:04:12,719 --> 00:04:13,520 Well, we didn't. 97 00:04:14,159 --> 00:04:16,160 We're very proud of you right now. 98 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:17,360 I know, right? 99 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:18,720 So good, so good. 100 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:20,319 But we do have categories over there 101 00:04:20,319 --> 00:04:22,000 and you can go check them all out. 102 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,040 They're also called tiers, 103 00:04:23,599 --> 00:04:25,120 but you can go check them all out 104 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:27,040 Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast 105 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:28,319 where for just a dollar a month, 106 00:04:28,319 --> 00:04:30,240 you can see our lovely faces record this. 107 00:04:31,199 --> 00:04:32,879 You can't see what I'm doing right now. 108 00:04:32,879 --> 00:04:33,600 If you're not in the future. 109 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:35,120 Russ, out of curiosity, 110 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:38,079 what does let's say the $10 tier get people? 111 00:04:39,199 --> 00:04:41,039 Don't put me on the spot like that, Tom, 112 00:04:41,039 --> 00:04:43,120 but the $10 tier gets everything 113 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:46,319 that the $1, $2 and $5 tier get. 114 00:04:46,319 --> 00:04:49,600 But also they get to name an NPC 115 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:52,640 and some NPCs that you might be familiar with at this point. 116 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:57,120 Flamikinskins, who was named by one of our lovely patrons. 117 00:04:57,680 --> 00:05:00,320 Thaddeus, who was named by one of our lovely patrons. 118 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:06,400 Arvid of Innistrad, also named by one of our lovely patrons. 119 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:08,480 Reginald Thermopolis of the guild. 120 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:09,680 Such good names. 121 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:10,720 They are so good. 122 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:13,120 And these are like important characters. 123 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:14,320 Grancis? 124 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:16,480 No, Grancis is me, baby. 125 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:21,360 Grancin, Grancin is a patron named. 126 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:23,520 I don't know if I feel better or worse now 127 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:25,920 that Grancs came straight from you. 128 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:29,439 See, at that $10 tier, you get to mold the world. 129 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:34,240 And some of these NPCs we keep around for a long time 130 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:36,080 because we don't like change, people. 131 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:37,840 Once you're in, you're fucking in. 132 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:38,560 That's right. 133 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:43,360 Once we like you or hate you in the case of Grancis, that's it. 134 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:46,080 Follow-up question, Russ, about the $10 tier. 135 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:47,600 Dr. Magoose. 136 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:50,879 If I were to sponsor our podcast at $10 a month, 137 00:05:50,879 --> 00:05:53,439 could I make a character named Grancis again? 138 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,560 I mean, there's already an episode named Grancis again. 139 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:00,879 Yeah, sure. 140 00:06:00,879 --> 00:06:01,920 Okay, good question, Tom. 141 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:03,439 You got it, Tom. 142 00:06:03,439 --> 00:06:06,319 I got to make sure we don't kick that $10 back to you. 143 00:06:06,319 --> 00:06:08,000 Otherwise, it just seems kind of weird. 144 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:08,640 Okay, that's fair. 145 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:12,560 Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast, come join the party. 146 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:16,240 Is one of the things that we dedicate an episode to a patron? 147 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:20,319 And one of the things is that we dedicate an episode to a patron. 148 00:06:20,319 --> 00:06:22,000 I knew I was forgetting something. 149 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,680 We went on for kind of a long time. 150 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:26,879 I didn't expect the $10 throw out there, but that was good. 151 00:06:26,879 --> 00:06:31,600 But today's episode is dedicated to a lovely patron named Forrest Demmon. 152 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:32,319 Thanks, Forrest. 153 00:06:32,319 --> 00:06:32,960 Thanks, Forrest. 154 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:34,960 Thank you. 155 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:36,319 You're amazing. 156 00:06:36,319 --> 00:06:37,040 You are amazing. 157 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:39,759 You smell real nice. 158 00:06:39,759 --> 00:06:40,960 And did you get your haircut? 159 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:42,080 Because it looks great. 160 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:43,360 Are you just doing something different? 161 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:44,000 I don't know. 162 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:44,879 Looks amazing. 163 00:06:44,879 --> 00:06:48,319 I hear you've been running that 7th Sea or you want to run that 7th Sea game. 164 00:06:48,319 --> 00:06:49,439 And I hear it's really fun. 165 00:06:49,439 --> 00:06:52,399 So I hope that's going well for you and that you got to play it again. 166 00:06:52,399 --> 00:06:52,800 Perfect. 167 00:06:53,439 --> 00:06:53,839 Fuck it. 168 00:06:53,839 --> 00:06:55,040 Let's play D&D. 169 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:55,540 Yeah. 170 00:07:00,639 --> 00:07:04,079 The scene is silent. 171 00:07:05,279 --> 00:07:09,519 We see a crew aboard one of the airships. 172 00:07:09,519 --> 00:07:21,120 Down below, there is mayhem, chaos, a general massacre happening on both sides. 173 00:07:24,639 --> 00:07:30,319 At the head of this ship, hanging over the edge, is Flameykins. 174 00:07:31,599 --> 00:07:38,079 She has in her hand her crossbow and she aims and takes a shot down and hits 175 00:07:38,079 --> 00:07:45,759 a cultist member who's jumping on top of a group of lesser trained military. 176 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:56,240 As the arrow strikes, the sound and screams and battle cries of the entire battle come back to us. 177 00:08:00,479 --> 00:08:04,079 And her ship is broadsided by a blue dragon. 178 00:08:04,079 --> 00:08:13,199 The ship is latched onto and torn apart as it begins to fall to the ground. 179 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:23,680 At the very last moment, Flameykins jumps off and lands on top of a giant, 180 00:08:24,319 --> 00:08:29,360 reaching up to club a group of cavalry riding towards it. 181 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:37,600 She, with a gigantic chaos bolt, lets loose into the giant's ear and rolls down his back 182 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:43,200 as she joins the fray at the base of the mountain. 183 00:08:43,919 --> 00:08:50,399 The ship and the dragon crash into the mountain, causing the tunnels and the caverns to rumble, 184 00:08:50,799 --> 00:08:59,600 where we see Flint, Thea, and Nularaaaa facing down a group of cultists who are now charging towards them. 185 00:09:03,199 --> 00:09:05,199 Roll for initiative. 186 00:09:05,199 --> 00:09:08,000 Well that wasn't a good start. Uh, 13 for me. 187 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,000 15 for Flint. 188 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,000 16. 189 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,000 You got the highest of the three of us. 190 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,000 Oh my god. 191 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,000 Crushing it. 192 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,000 So that's how it's going to be tonight. 193 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,000 Alright, alright, I'm down for it. 194 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,000 I'm down for it. 195 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,000 Keep your head, Hot Shot. 196 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:34,000 So you guys are facing down, if you recall, three dragon wings and nine dragon claws. 197 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,000 Thea, you are up first. 198 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,000 Yeah, I am. 199 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:46,000 So the scene before you, you are basically staring into a narrow hall which opens into a chamber where these cultists are. 200 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:52,000 The hall is about five feet wide itself, and it's about 15 feet long. 201 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,000 But I can see them. It is a hallway. 202 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,000 Nice! 203 00:09:56,000 --> 00:10:00,000 In the middle of it, I am going to cast fairy fire. 204 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:04,000 So each of them within a 20 foot cube, which should encompass all of them. 205 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000 You said it's a 15 foot hallway. 206 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,000 Yeah, but they're in the middle of this chamber. 207 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,000 They have just stood up and are coming towards it. 208 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,000 So they're not yet in the hall. 209 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,000 Oh, can I run down the hall then? 210 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,000 Sure. 211 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:18,000 Yeah, I want to run closer to them so I can get them all in my 20 foot cube. 212 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,000 Can I do that? 213 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:23,000 You can get maybe like four of them. 214 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,000 Yeah, okay, I get four of them. 215 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,000 How far do I have to run to get four of them? 216 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:32,000 You have a 60 foot range on it so you don't have to run at all. 217 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:35,000 But you can run as far as you want. 218 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,000 Well, I won't run at all. 219 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:41,000 I will get as many as I can in my 20 foot cube. 220 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,000 I just whisper, glow motherfuckers! 221 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:52,000 And I cast fairy fire and they all start to glow in this very nice purply color. 222 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:58,000 What happens is all of those creatures that I hit is outlined in that beautiful light. 223 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:01,000 If it fails, a dexterity saving throw. 224 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:10,000 19, 16 and a 9. 225 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,000 One of them saves. 226 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,000 Okay. 227 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,000 Three of them do not. 228 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:22,000 So now, any attack roll against these affected creatures has advantage if the attacker can see it. 229 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:26,000 And these creatures cannot benefit from being invisible. 230 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:29,000 I can't remember if they can, but now they can't. 231 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:32,000 If they so desired, they could not. 232 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:35,000 It's not happening now. 233 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,000 So that was my... 234 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:41,000 And then I'm just going to move to the back of the pack. 235 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:46,000 I'm going to moonwalk to the back and be like, you guys got this. 236 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,000 You're welcome. 237 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:54,000 There is a call from the group as some of them begin to glow and they say, 238 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:57,000 Wait! You don't run! 239 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:02,000 And four of the other ones rush forward ahead of them. 240 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,000 Me don't run? 241 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,000 Yeah, they were talking to you. 242 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,000 Yeah, you don't run. 243 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,000 You don't run. 244 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,000 Please stop. 245 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,000 Why? 246 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,000 You look good, by the way. 247 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,000 No horseplay in the cavern. 248 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,000 No running, only walking. 249 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,000 Oh, okay. I'm sorry. 250 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,000 I saunter. 251 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,000 No, I said I moonwalked before. 252 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:25,000 Well, you are like a moon circle druid, aren't you? 253 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:28,000 I sure am. 254 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,000 Where is everybody positioned outside this hallway? 255 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,000 Like, are you like right in front of it? 256 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,000 Are you back a bit? 257 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:38,000 Like, the hallway that you're in is like 20 feet wide. 258 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,000 So there is room to move. 259 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:47,000 Thea has moved back, but the choke point of the hallway is only about five feet wide that they're running through. 260 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:52,000 I mean, I feel like I'm pretty close because I looked in that chamber, right? 261 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:56,000 So I'm probably because Thea looked the other way and I looked that way. 262 00:12:56,000 --> 00:13:00,000 So as much as I don't want to say this because it's not my turn for a while, 263 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:03,000 I'm probably the closest because I was like... 264 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,000 Way to be honest, Carla. 265 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,000 You still got... 266 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,000 Oh, yeah. Oh, wait. They can't hurt me anyway. 267 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:11,000 I'm in the front. Don't worry about it, guys. 268 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,000 No damage to this girl. 269 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,000 You got this. 270 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:18,000 What's going to happen is I'm just going to roll a whole bunch as they kind of jump and fly over each other. 271 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:22,000 And no matter how many crit 20s I roll, they're not going to hit you. 272 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,000 I hope you roll so many. 273 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:27,000 I hope you get all of them out of your system. 274 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,000 There were two. 275 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,000 Oh, my God. 276 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,000 That would have destroyed you, Carla. 277 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:37,000 In a series of eight scimitar attacks that they rolled with advantage. 278 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:41,000 The first one runs forward and starts swiping at you, 279 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:46,000 but you just absorb this energy that is being brought upon you, 280 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,000 whether they hit or not. 281 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:54,000 The ones following him behind nimbly jump up and over each other. 282 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,000 So now we find one flying over top of you. 283 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:02,000 You passing through yours so you can take an opportunity attack on that one. 284 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,000 If you so desire. 285 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,000 Yeah, just give you the option. 286 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:10,000 Do you make like super weird like haha noises as they're hitting you? 287 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,000 Like, yeah, that feels good. 288 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,000 I don't know, like maybe. 289 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:19,000 But I honestly feel like it still is like, oh, fuck, because this is the first time I've used it. 290 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:22,000 So, like, it's probably still a little terrifying. 291 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,000 Like, at some point, this is going to stop working. 292 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:31,000 And it's still like, OK, like I still have time, but it doesn't feel comfortable. 293 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,000 It feels scary. 294 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:40,000 You're definitely taking like, you know, scimitar slashes and you feel them hit you, 295 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:44,000 but you're not absorbing any of the actual damage of it. 296 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:49,000 So while they're nimbly, like doing fucking amazing gymnastics over me, 297 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:58,000 I guess I will try to stab up with Dragon Slayer on the one that I can or whatever. 298 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:02,000 OK, well, I mean, that's a 13. 299 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:07,000 So this die has made it through two rolls and now is getting put away. 300 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,000 They've both been terrible. 301 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,000 Flint's turn. 302 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:15,000 Now, there's one in the in the tunnel section that the three of you are in. 303 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:21,000 The other ones are on the other side of Nulara and she is like stopping them from coming through at this moment. 304 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:26,000 OK, well, I'll just mosey on over to that one that's in the section and just. 305 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,000 Oh, hey, what's up? 306 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,000 Is that one glowing? 307 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,000 By any chance, you need to tell me. 308 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,000 No, they were told to move back. 309 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:39,000 Oh, I still thought they were wise to your magics. 310 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,000 All right. First one. 311 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,000 It's a 29. 312 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,000 Does that hit? 313 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:48,000 No. So that's going to be 17 damage on the first attack. 314 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:57,000 He is dead. So he lands, plants his feet, sticks the landing and then just catches an axe in the face. 315 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,000 The landing he really did a good job with. 316 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:03,000 I mean, he just looked very proud of himself, like he'd been working on it. 317 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:07,000 The judges were holding up the 10 placards for him before he got cut down. 318 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:12,000 Then they just moved the one away and it was just a zero. 319 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,000 So there's a bunch on the other side of Carla. 320 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:22,000 So am I able to like sideline up beside her and maybe like chop down past her on somebody? 321 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,000 Is that a thing I could do? 322 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,000 Yeah, it's like five feet wide. 323 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,000 Right. I'm not like it. 324 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:32,000 Well, I mean, they classify a person as taking up five feet. 325 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:35,000 But if she like shimmy to the side a little bit. 326 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,000 Yeah, sure. 327 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:39,000 So I'm like, hey, I'm coming at you. 328 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,000 Maybe you push her. 329 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,000 It's fine. 330 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:47,000 I mean, I also kind of want you still in the way, though, because you're eating all that good damage. 331 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:50,000 I know it is pretty great. 332 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,000 All right. Next one. 333 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,000 That's going to be a 28 to hit. 334 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,000 Yeah. 335 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,000 Now, do I have advantage on that one? 336 00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:00,000 Still no. Those guys are back in the chamber. 337 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:05,000 So there are a total of like 12 guys and you've got access to three. 338 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,000 Perfect. 339 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,000 Including the one you. 340 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:11,000 So that's going to be 16 damage on that attack. 341 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,000 Oh, yeah. 342 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,000 So, yep, he's dead, too. 343 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,000 OK. 344 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:19,000 And can I reach a third one? 345 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,000 I understand if I can't. 346 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:28,000 I don't think he can because he was in front, would have pushed, you know, it would have been stopping the guy behind him. 347 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:34,000 So, no, can I ready my third action on the off chance someone comes close to me? 348 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,000 OK, you bet you can. 349 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,000 Perfect. 350 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:43,000 So, yeah, before your next action, if something were to happen, that would incur your your final attack. 351 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:46,000 Excellent. 352 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,000 Three of the Dragon Wings. 353 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:56,000 One of them is is a light with the fairy fire fly up and fly over top of everybody, 354 00:17:56,000 --> 00:18:06,000 dropping down in the center of you and start swinging with their scimitars. 355 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,000 OK, so the first one is swinging at Flint. 356 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:14,000 So like he went close to me. 357 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:18,000 Yeah. 358 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:22,000 Well, as is this the one that I have advantage on or? 359 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,000 Sure. 360 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,000 OK. 361 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,000 As if you need it. 362 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,000 I mean, I might crit. 363 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,000 Yeah, you will. 364 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,000 Oh, I was so close to creating two guys. 365 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:34,000 So that is going to be a twenty eight. 366 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,000 And that's going to be that's almost full damage. 367 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,000 Nineteen damage. 368 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:48,000 He lands down behind you and you turn and take a big swing at him, cutting his chest open and spraying blood at yourself. 369 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000 But it doesn't stop him. 370 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:55,000 The blood of your enemies swings back at you with his scimitar. 371 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,000 That's a 15 and a twenty three. 372 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,000 Twenty three will do it. 373 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:05,000 Six slashing damage and three cold damage. 374 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:09,000 So six in total because I take half of the physical damage. 375 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:18,000 The other two come out and land by the they both begin swinging at you with their scimitars. 376 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000 OK, is a twenty one. 377 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,000 Well, yeah. 378 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,000 Second one is an eleven. 379 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,000 Twenty three. 380 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,000 Yeah. 381 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,000 Seven. 382 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,000 No. 383 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000 So you take two hits really up and down. 384 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:37,000 Twelve slashing damage and three acid damage and three fire damage. 385 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:42,000 So a total of 18 damage. 386 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000 Got it. 387 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:49,000 That's fun. 388 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,000 I'm mature. 389 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000 No, it was a good response. 390 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:54,000 I assume there's more like coming towards the door. 391 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:58,000 So there is one on me or near enough to on me. 392 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000 Yeah. 393 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,000 There's one that just struck Flint. 394 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:04,000 That is a light with very fire on the outside of the room. 395 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,000 Yeah. 396 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,000 Yeah. 397 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,000 There's actually there's actually two that are alike. 398 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000 One of them is on the. 399 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:19,000 And then there's a bunch of ground dragon claws who are continuing to come forward towards you. 400 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,000 How close are they? 401 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000 They're they're within reach now. 402 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:30,000 OK, then I'm going to attack one of those with the Dragon Slayer, which rolls a twenty one. 403 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000 That will hit. 404 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000 So Dragon Slayer has extra dragon damage. 405 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:39,000 Do these count as dragon creatures or like they are minor dragon creatures? 406 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:43,000 They count as humanoid human creatures. 407 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000 Humanoid humans are the worst. 408 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000 They're just merely merely called. 409 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,000 No, that's fair. 410 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,000 Speaking draconic. 411 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:53,000 It's what I assumed, but it never hurts to ask. 412 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:58,000 So that is twenty two damage. 413 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,000 Yeah, yeah. 414 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,000 He's dead. 415 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,000 Perfect. 416 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:04,000 Then I'm going to attack the other one because I think you said there was two that were kind of coming at me. 417 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000 There are two within proximity. 418 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,000 So that is a light with fire, very fire. 419 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:14,000 It's twenty, not a crit. 420 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000 This one's impressive. 421 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,000 It is nine damage. 422 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000 That one is still alive. 423 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:24,000 Makes a pleading battle cry to signify that he has hurt real bad. 424 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,000 I hope Donnie is going to finish him off. 425 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:32,000 No breath weapon from a boy this time, because that would be risky. 426 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,000 But how about fifteen with a bite? 427 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,000 That'll do it. 428 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,000 Ten damage. 429 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:47,000 Donnie basically just muzzles him and gives a good old dog shake, snapping his neck as he drops to the ground. 430 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,000 You know what? 431 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000 You make it sound kind of whimsical, dogs. 432 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:55,000 This is a dragon grabbing someone by the face and shaking them until they're dead. 433 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000 Like the way a terrier would like shake a rat. 434 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000 Like that's what he just did too. 435 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000 But it's a bad guy, so it's fine, guys. 436 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,000 Don't even worry about it. 437 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000 No moral issues. 438 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:10,000 He still has another attack, so maybe he can like spin and try and chomp the one that's attacking Thea. 439 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000 There are two, but yes. 440 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,000 Well, one of those. 441 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000 One is a light with fairy fire. 442 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,000 How about that one? 443 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,000 The other is not. 444 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,000 Do that one. 445 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:22,000 That one seems good, because that was a nine, but I'll try again. 446 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,000 Do it again. 447 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,000 Oh my god. 448 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,000 It almost went off the desk, but it didn't, and it was a seventeen. 449 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,000 Oh yeah. 450 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000 That will hit, yeah. 451 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,000 I feel vindicated. 452 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,000 Fairy fire was a good choice. 453 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,000 It was a good choice. 454 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:38,000 This was a bad, bad roll, but five damage to that one from Mr. Donnie. 455 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,000 It all counts. 456 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:44,000 And Donnie has like maybe not ever had two successful attacks in a row. 457 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:48,000 So like he's pretty stoked on himself right now. 458 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000 He's doing a little dance. 459 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,000 Yeah. 460 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:54,000 Yulara, make a perception check before the end of your turn there. 461 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,000 Okie dokie. 462 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000 Nineteen. 463 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:06,000 Out of the corner of your eye, you think you see a flash of movement. 464 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:12,000 A dark shadow move further down the main tunnel in the direction where you came from. 465 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000 Guys, I think someone's getting away. 466 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,000 We have to stop them. 467 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:19,000 Clint and Thea make a perception check as well. 468 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:23,000 I perceive, oh I perceive a twenty-five. 469 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000 Seventeen. 470 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,000 Neither of you see anything. 471 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000 Girl, what you talking about? 472 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:37,000 The remainder of the Dragon Claws appear to be just kind of pushing forward in the hallway now. 473 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:43,000 Like they are frantic in their attempt to try to stop you, but they can't get forward. 474 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,000 It's kind of dumb. 475 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,000 Two of them see this and they kind of hang back in the chamber. 476 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:54,000 They're like, dudes, like if we just hang out in here, maybe they'll come in 477 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:59,000 and then we can fight them not in a hallway, dumbasses. 478 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:02,000 They're like, oh yeah, that's probably a good idea. 479 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:09,000 And they disengage and they move back down the hallway, back into the chamber where they were eating their food. 480 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:13,000 Thea, you have two dragon wings attacking you. 481 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,000 One is alight with fairy fire. 482 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,000 The other is not. 483 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:21,000 Nularaaaa has just yelled out that someone is getting away. 484 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:25,000 But you did not see anyone in either direction. 485 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,000 I yell back, which way? 486 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:31,000 I saw a blur like going the way we came from. 487 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:34,000 What if it's something like going to warn them that we're here? 488 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000 I'm on it. 489 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,000 Can I get on it? 490 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:41,000 You would have to disengage from combat, which would be your action. 491 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:44,000 But yes, you could be on it. 492 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000 I'm going to be on it. 493 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,000 Okay. 494 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000 So you're disengaging. 495 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:52,000 Can I disengage and turn into a winter wolf? 496 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000 Tell me, is that an action or a bonus action? 497 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000 It's a bonus action. 498 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,000 Ben, yes, you absolutely can. 499 00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:01,000 Okay, I would like to turn into a winter wolf. 500 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,000 Thank you. 501 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:06,000 And so I'm going to wild shape and disengage. 502 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:10,000 And may I run my, I think it's like 60 feet. 503 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:15,000 So you run back down the hallway of which you came. 504 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,000 That gets you definitely to the T intersection. 505 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:20,000 Like you're like 40 feet from the T. 506 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:24,000 You can see down both directions, the one where you guys came from 507 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,000 and then the other one you chose not to go. 508 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:31,000 And you don't see any people. 509 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:35,000 Could you have been wrong? 510 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,000 Maybe. 511 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,000 It didn't seem like a person. 512 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:40,000 It was like a shadow, maybe something magical. 513 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,000 I'm done. 514 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,000 I'm done. 515 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:45,000 I just sit at the intersection. 516 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,000 Let's turn. 517 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,000 All right. 518 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:52,000 Can I roll a perception roll again to see if I maybe get a glimpse of this thing? 519 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,000 Sure. 520 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,000 I think it may have long passed. 521 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,000 And I've stuck you with two dragon wings. 522 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:01,000 I mean, if Seventeen didn't do it last time, this roll is not going to do it for sure. 523 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,000 How many of these things are nearby me? 524 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,000 Any of them glowing? 525 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,000 There are two dragon wings that were attacking Thea. 526 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:10,000 She turned into the wolf, disengaged and ran. 527 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000 And one of them is glowing. 528 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:16,000 I'm going to head on up to the one that's currently affected by fairy fire. 529 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:20,000 And I'm going to attack it. 530 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,000 First one was a 21. 531 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000 Second one, 22. 532 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,000 So mildly better. 533 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,000 That will hit. 534 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,000 Bank shot. 535 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,000 Oh, fuck. 536 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,000 That's full damage. 537 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,000 All right. 538 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,000 So that's 20 points of damage. 539 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,000 Oh, yeah. 540 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,000 Yeah. 541 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,000 Tell me what happens when you extinguish his fire. 542 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,000 Yeah. 543 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000 So he's glowing real bright. 544 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000 So it's real easy to see him. 545 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:46,000 And I just like slash right on down on his neck. 546 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:50,000 And then he's not glowing anymore, which kind of makes me like blink a little. 547 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:53,000 So I wasn't expecting it just to turn off like that. 548 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:59,000 I'll turn to the other one that had been attacking Thea and take a chop at it. 549 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:02,000 So that's a 28. 550 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000 15 damage on that one. 551 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:08,000 After easily dispatching the first one, you chop into the second one. 552 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:13,000 You hear bones crunch as it screams out and turns to face you. 553 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,000 And you have another attack. 554 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,000 I sure do. 555 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:19,000 Yeah, it's perfect time for me to hit him one more time if he's facing me. 556 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,000 So that's an 18. 557 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,000 That will still hit. 558 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,000 Oh, OK. 559 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000 I don't think you can miss now. 560 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000 I mean, it's entirely possible. 561 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,000 Missing is an option. 562 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:31,000 I just rolled a one for my damage, but I get to reroll that thanks to one of my fun skills. 563 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,000 So suck it, Russ. 564 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:47,000 Yeah, he yeah, he turns to face you and catches the axe straight in the face as he's 565 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:53,000 spitting the biggest loogie right at you and releases it just as the axe is 566 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,000 connecting. 567 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,000 So you get a big face full of loogie. 568 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,000 You know, that's fair. 569 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,000 You know what? 570 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,000 That's one of the things I don't. 571 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:07,000 I have a high tolerance for like gore and gross stuff on TV and movies. 572 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,000 Not a problem for me usually. 573 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:16,000 When I see people spit in other people's faces, I'm just like, yeah, so fucking 574 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,000 rude. 575 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:21,000 Like, sure, he just like carved this guy up with an axe, but he spit in his face. 576 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,000 That is just general human debasement. 577 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000 Like, I do not like that. 578 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000 I feel very strongly about it. 579 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,000 Continue. 580 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,000 Sad to say. 581 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,000 Had to share. 582 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,000 That's my turn. 583 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000 Roll a d20 for me. 584 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,000 Hacking and getting spit on. 585 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,000 Flint's life in a nutshell. 586 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,000 Is that it? 587 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,000 Any bonuses or anything? 588 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,000 Nope. 589 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,000 OK, that's a nine. 590 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,000 Are you sure? 591 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,000 You're still Flint. 592 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,000 Right. 593 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,000 Right. 594 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000 All those dragon claws are dead. 595 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000 So it is new Laura's turn. 596 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,000 OK. 597 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,000 And there's how many in the room now? 598 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,000 Like three or something? 599 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,000 Yeah, they're like taunting you and being like, get in here. 600 00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,000 Come on. 601 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,000 It's a great time. 602 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,000 Yeah. 603 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:04,000 Now there's two, three, four, five. 604 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000 There are five of them in there. 605 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,000 OK. 606 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,000 It's a great time. 607 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,000 Come on over. 608 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,000 Exactly. 609 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,000 You're going to love it. 610 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,000 We're having the best party. 611 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,000 So good. 612 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:16,000 Look at these sweet snacks we brought. 613 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:23,000 I guess I will try to shoot one with my light crossbow. 614 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,000 I fail because that's a 10. 615 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,000 But it's OK. 616 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,000 I'm going to try again. 617 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:30,000 One, for your knowledge, is a light with fairy fire. 618 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,000 Oh. 619 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:34,000 So if you were aiming with that one. 620 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000 Which I mean, why not? 621 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,000 I mean, I guess. 622 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,000 I don't like how. 623 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,000 Biggest target. 624 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,000 Yeah. 625 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,000 OK. 626 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,000 So that time was better. 627 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000 It was a 21. 628 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:47,000 Is four damage. 629 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,000 OK. 630 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000 You're like, we got great. 631 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,000 If you didn't want the Pringles. 632 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000 You didn't like Chicago style popcorn. 633 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,000 What's wrong with you? 634 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,000 I mean, I want both of those things. 635 00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,000 But let's just kill them first. 636 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:03,000 So second attack then. 637 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,000 Doesn't do well. 638 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,000 It is a 13. 639 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000 Well, if you're attacking the same one. 640 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,000 It's also still advantage style. 641 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,000 Oh, yeah. 642 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,000 Gosh. 643 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,000 Advantage. 644 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,000 Man. 645 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,000 Thea. 646 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,000 I like this spell. 647 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,000 Fairy fire is dope. 648 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,000 Yeah. 649 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,000 So that is a 20 then. 650 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,000 So that is five more damage. 651 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:30,000 So now Donnie is going to try to recharge his breath weapon now that they are in a room 652 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:33,000 not with us. 653 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,000 And he does. 654 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,000 Donnie. 655 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000 Get in there, Donnie. 656 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,000 30 feet. 657 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:44,000 Oh, only 15 feet. 658 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,000 Only 15 feet. 659 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,000 Can you reach them? 660 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:51,000 He's got to get into the room if he wants to hit any of them. 661 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,000 OK. 662 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000 He'll go in the room. 663 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:58,000 There will be three within a specific area. 664 00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,000 OK. 665 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,000 That's a nine. 666 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000 That's a 13. 667 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,000 That's an 18. 668 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:07,000 18 obviously will take half damage. 669 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,000 The other two will fail. 670 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:17,000 So that is 21 damage except the one gets 10. 671 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,000 Nice. 672 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:21,000 The one who took 10 is on fire but still alive. 673 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:28,000 The other two scream out as their skin begins to melt and they fall to the ground dead. 674 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:34,000 I guess so he's going to try and I don't I don't want him to go in far enough to 675 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,000 try and bite them. 676 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,000 That seems crazy. 677 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000 So he's currently at the. 678 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000 He's like in the entry. 679 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,000 Right. 680 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,000 Like he still has. 681 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,000 Yeah. 682 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,000 He's only moved like 15 feet down this hallway. 683 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,000 So he could in theory move back. 684 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,000 But OK. 685 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,000 He can move back. 686 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:53,000 I can stand in the way in case any of my friends want to go in there. 687 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,000 Like the best nightclub bouncer ever. 688 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,000 Totally right. 689 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,000 Yeah. 690 00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:02,000 I guess he like can like lift up also with them wings and whatnot. 691 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:05,000 Them wings. 692 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,000 So there are three guys. 693 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,000 One is on fire. 694 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:15,000 One is a light with very fire with two bows crossbows or two things stuck into them. 695 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,000 And they're like. 696 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,000 Could we. 697 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:28,000 Could we just pretend we didn't see you. 698 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,000 Well hello there. 699 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000 It's me your Dungeon Master Russ More. 700 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,000 Just me today. 701 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:37,000 We got a little carried away in Monday's recording and didn't get a chance to do the interlude. 702 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:40,000 So you're stuck with me yet again. 703 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:44,000 I mean it's it's been that way for a long time but we like doing it all together. 704 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:48,000 So next week we're going to make sure that we get back to it. 705 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:53,000 Thank you for joining us for episode seventy five of Dumbgeons and Dragons into the well part two. 706 00:32:53,000 --> 00:33:00,000 And if you've been with us this long 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It's kind of directing this towards you, New Laura. 769 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,000 We're not gonna let you go. 770 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000 But... 771 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:20,000 But what if we put our weapons down and gave you the snacks that we had as a token of good faith? 772 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:25,000 Flint, what do you think? Should we just like tie these losers up and leave them here or should we kill them? 773 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,000 I mean... 774 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000 Seems unsporting now, to be honest. 775 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,000 If they're kind of throwing in the towel, it doesn't really seem fair. 776 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:42,000 But at the same time, we kind of got this thing that's happening, regardless of whether or not we treat them with respect or not. 777 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:45,000 Oh, maybe they can help us on their way out. 778 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,000 How so? 779 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,000 We can help. We're super, we're super great at helping. 780 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:58,000 Well, you know, like we're looking for the way in there and maybe the one that isn't as populated as another one might be a good heads up. 781 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:03,000 Yeah, how well you guys know this layout. What are your jobs here, exactly? 782 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:07,000 Well, I mean, we're guards for the prisoners. 783 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,000 Where are the prisoners? 784 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000 Wait, there's prisoners? 785 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:13,000 Well, the other room across the hall looked like it had had prisoners in it. 786 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:17,000 Yeah, no, I mean, they're the prisoners got taken. 787 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,000 Yeah, that's I mean, they got taken. 788 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:21,000 So there's no prisoners anymore, which is why we're in here having snacks. 789 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:24,000 Where the prisoners get taken? 790 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:27,000 To to the sacrificial chamber. 791 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:31,000 That was a while ago, though, so don't know what happened to them since then. 792 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,000 And where is this sacrificial chamber from here? 793 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:37,000 Yeah, no, there's like there's, you know, there's a prisoner behind you there. 794 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:40,000 There's two more prisoners. 795 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:48,000 So if you go up and you take your first left and you follow that down a ways, Bob's your uncle. 796 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:51,000 You get to you get to the prisoner chamber. 797 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:59,000 A follow up question, is this prisoner chamber near wherever Tiamat's doing her thing? 798 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:03,000 Well, I mean, it's kind of winsome, winsome, getsome. 799 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:08,000 So you sacrifice the prisoners and it helps Tiamat come back. 800 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:12,000 So then it's close by. Yep. 801 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:15,000 I mean, you could have just said yes to the previous question. 802 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:18,000 I'm a man of man of many words. 803 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:23,000 Which apparently are winsome, getsome. 804 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:28,000 I feel like that would be on the side of a Korean like blogging. 805 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:32,000 Totally. So can we go now? 806 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:35,000 I mean, no, you can't go. That was never on the table. 807 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,000 All right. Then we could. 808 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:40,000 Then he rushes forward and tries to swipe at you. 809 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:43,000 Oh, all right. Good. Let him try. No more explanation. 810 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:46,000 I mean, he hits you, but. Does he really? 811 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:50,000 Yeah, he hits you, but it doesn't do anything. 812 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,000 It's back up to Thea, who is down the hall. 813 00:39:53,000 --> 00:40:02,000 Can I see if with my keen, wolfy senses, can I smell anything in the hallway? 814 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:05,000 An investigation. An investigation. 815 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:08,000 Is there anything in particular you are sniffing for? 816 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000 Oh, well, no, because I rolled a four. 817 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,000 So I take one more look. 818 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:21,000 You see no new signs of movement or tracks of any sort. 819 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:27,000 And I back away until I'm clear from like I didn't want to turn my back to a T 820 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:31,000 if someone was like invisible and like just ready to like fuck with me. 821 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:37,000 So, yeah, I back up until it is safe to turn and sprint back into the action, 822 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:43,000 because I hear the battle cry of someone but heard about not being able to be let go or something. 823 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:46,000 OK. Do I get there? How far do I get? 824 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:49,000 I ran. Well, you get back. Yeah, absolutely. 825 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:53,000 Oh, cool. New are still blocking the hallway, though. 826 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:56,000 Can I jump over her? 827 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:59,000 You'd also be jumping over one of the other guys. 828 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:02,000 So, yeah. OK. 829 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000 Is there a guy on the other side I could bite? 830 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:09,000 Well, he's going to take a swing at you as you jump over top. 831 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:12,000 But I'm so stealthy. 832 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:15,000 It's not a matter of stealth. He sees you jump over top of them. 833 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,000 Fine. Take your swing. 834 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:23,000 Oh, I like this whole new stance. Seven. 835 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:28,000 No. So you jump over and land sure footed on the other side. 836 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:35,000 It's just the one that she's attacking or is being attacked by Nulara. 837 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:40,000 And then there are two more, two more in the room. 838 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:44,000 Yeah. So I'm going to jump over Nulara and the asshole. 839 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:50,000 And then I'm going to blast the other two that are in the room just because I don't like the shape of their cut of their gym. 840 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000 Sure. Yeah. Shape of the cut of their gym. 841 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:58,000 You know what I mean. Six. Seven. 842 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:06,000 That's negative to both of those. So you take four D8 cold damage. 843 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,000 Sixteen cold damage. 844 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:14,000 One of them who was previously on fire was like, oh, finally. 845 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:17,000 Oh, yeah. The fire flames are out. 846 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,000 You're welcome. Freezes in spot. 847 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:24,000 And the other one does as well and both fall forward and shatter on the ground. 848 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:27,000 I look back and I go, I killed something, guys. 849 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:31,000 I give thumbs up, but Flint is up. Nulara is in the way. 850 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:34,000 Can I just go up and take his weapon from him? 851 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:38,000 He didn't seem too keen to, like, fight us anyway. 852 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:43,000 Yep. You could try to disarm him. You have to grapple him. 853 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:47,000 Done. I got plus five to my strength. 854 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:50,000 You're so burly and strong. It's no problem. 855 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:53,000 That's going to be a 19, Russ. 856 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:56,000 Oh, yeah. He's he's definitely grappled. 857 00:42:56,000 --> 00:43:00,000 And you just knock the weapon. Just going to rip his weapon out of his hand. 858 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:03,000 Maybe slap him lightly. 859 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:08,000 You do so. He takes. No. 860 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:12,000 He takes one damage and is just he feels real bad about himself. 861 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:15,000 It's more emotional damage. 862 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:19,000 Why are you destroying him by not destroying him? 863 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,000 It's a power move. 100 percent. 864 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:27,000 I feel a little bad, but he like really is on the wrong side of history here in this whole rise of Tiamat thing. 865 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:32,000 So, you know, are you going to are you going to do anything with him? 866 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:35,000 What now? No, I think we should just take him with us. 867 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:40,000 I can just hold him the whole time by the scruff of his neck. 868 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:43,000 OK, so he can direct us on which way to go. 869 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:46,000 Yep. Great. Got it. 870 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:50,000 So you have a prisoner now. 871 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:53,000 We take prisoners. It's a new thing we're trying. 872 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,000 I mean, we're not in like the biggest fight of our lives. 873 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:59,000 So why not try something new and some extra like tag along baggage? 874 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:00,000 I mean, we don't have to. 875 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,000 We can just drop them on the floor and cast them in character. 876 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:06,000 Don't worry, guys. We can kill him any time. 877 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:09,000 Like if he starts to be a nuisance, we don't have to bring him with us. 878 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:12,000 So I promise I won't be a nuisance. 879 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:17,000 Mostly you don't have to kill me, although they'll probably kill me if they see me with you. 880 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:21,000 So, well, you better hope they don't see you then. 881 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:24,000 Better keep it quiet. 882 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,000 OK, I'll be quiet. 883 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:28,000 Yeah, the easier you make this for us, the easier we'll make it for you. 884 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:35,000 OK. I've been silent this whole time, so you don't know which side. 885 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:39,000 I mean, I can guess. 886 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:43,000 He is a little bloodthirsty. Exactly. 887 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:46,000 I very rarely get to kill stuff, you guys. 888 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:52,000 I'm like pointing at the rope to feel like, huh? 889 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:57,000 Well, should we should we head over to the sacrifice chamber, see if there's any survivors? 890 00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:01,000 Seems as good a place as any. Maybe we can stop the sacrifice in time. 891 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:06,000 Seems doubtful, but it's worth a shot. 892 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:09,000 What's this? What's this guy's name, Russ? Does he have a name? 893 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,000 I don't know. He doesn't have a name tag. 894 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:14,000 If only there was a way you could ask somebody their name. 895 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:17,000 I shake him a little bit. What's your name? 896 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:21,000 My name? Stephen? 897 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,000 He paused too long. It's not his real name. 898 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:26,000 With a P-H or a V? 899 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000 P-V. 900 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:31,000 Oh. Oh, wow. I was not expecting that. 901 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:36,000 All right, Stephen, where are we going? 902 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:39,000 Well, where do you want to go? 903 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:42,000 So we want to go to that chamber. So down and to the left, I believe you said. 904 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000 I don't know why you're playing dumb now. 905 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:49,000 Bob's my uncle, something about that. You don't know about my family. 906 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:53,000 Down and to the left. Yep. Yep. 907 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,000 I don't trust him. I want to eat him. 908 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:59,000 Down and to the left, he says with confidence. 909 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:03,000 So the wolf doesn't eat him. 910 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:10,000 Flint, do you want to go in the front with Stephen here and make sure? 911 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:13,000 All right, Stephen, here we go. 912 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,000 Yep. OK, great. 913 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,000 You with marching order here? 914 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,000 I guess I'm leading. 915 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:24,000 OK, I'll be in the middle with Donnie. 916 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,000 OK, I like it. Sure. 917 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:32,000 To remind you of your current position, there was the chamber of which you were fighting in. 918 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:41,000 There was the one across the hall that looked like it was kind of had a bunch of just like grossness and garbage and stuff in there. 919 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:50,000 As you continue walking down, you pass by a hallway on your right. 920 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:58,000 As you kind of glance down it, you see what looked like piled up bodies inside of this room. 921 00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000 So none of them appear to be moving? 922 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:04,000 Looking down the hall, it doesn't appear so, no. 923 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,000 Stephen, what are the bodies for? 924 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:10,000 They were prisoners. 925 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,000 All right, what now? 926 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:14,000 Some of the sacrifices then. 927 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:17,000 Yeah, some that didn't make it, you know. 928 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:20,000 I mean, sacrifices traditionally don't make it. 929 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:25,000 Well, no, see, we took the rest of the prisoners to the sacrifice. 930 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:30,000 Those are the prisoners that we held on past expiration date. 931 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:34,000 OK, I am wanting to kill Stephen more and more. 932 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:37,000 This is like some gruesome shit. 933 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,000 Hey, New Laura, does your dagger need a refill? 934 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,000 What's the deal there? 935 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000 Yeah, can you refill that with anything? 936 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,000 I don't know. 937 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000 Does my dagger need a refill? 938 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,000 And I like put my hand on the hilt. 939 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:51,000 The gems do not glow? 940 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:56,000 My thinking, I mean, I def want to kill this guy now because it's like he's so bad. 941 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,000 And then just throw him on top of those baddies. 942 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,000 I was forgetting how bad the cult was. 943 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:07,000 But I want to get where we need to go with him before killing him. 944 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,000 OK. 945 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,000 Right? 946 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,000 So we haven't announced that we want to kill him. 947 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,000 Yes, no. 948 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:17,000 That is at least what New Laura's thought like seeing that reminds me like, oh, this isn't like a one on one person. 949 00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:18,000 We're having a conflict. 950 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:22,000 This is like a bloodthirsty ending the world murderous cult. 951 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,000 Oh, yeah. 952 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,000 Shit. 953 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,000 Right, right, right. 954 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:26,000 Cool, cool, cool. 955 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:29,000 This is why we don't take prisoners because they're all horrible. 956 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:33,000 Remember, we took a prisoner that one time, but then she ended up dying. 957 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,000 Yeah. 958 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000 I think we took her from someone else, too. 959 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,000 We're not great with prisoners. 960 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,000 Not great. 961 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:41,000 So we're just not responsible enough to have pets. 962 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,000 This is happening in character. 963 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:44,000 What's happening? 964 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:47,000 That was just like, well, that was just my thinking. 965 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,000 That was my in character thinking. 966 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:53,000 Like, I have turned the corner and definitely want to kill this guy. 967 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:56,000 But I want to try and get to that sacrifice chamber first. 968 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:57,000 OK. 969 00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:00,000 So this wasn't the sacrifice chamber or was the sacrifice chamber? 970 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000 It's where we held them. 971 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:06,000 It's just the kind of jail. 972 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,000 All right. 973 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,000 So let's keep going to the sacrifice chamber then, Stefan. 974 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:10,000 All right. 975 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:14,000 So you leading the way there, Flint, with Stefan. 976 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:17,000 You get there is a turn to the left. 977 00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:20,000 And he's like, yeah, it's just down this way. 978 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:26,000 And as you step down that way, you hear echoing through the halls. 979 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:30,000 The jacquorn kick back on. 980 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:37,000 And it begins shaking rocks loose from the ceiling. 981 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:40,000 I look at Donnie and I say, you OK, buddy? 982 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:43,000 Yeah, yeah, I kind of tuned it out a while ago. 983 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,000 It's not... 984 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,000 I still feel like we checked in on you. 985 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:49,000 It's a whole, you know, jacquorn thing. 986 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:50,000 Just want to make sure you're OK. 987 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:55,000 Yeah, no, they're specifically targeting dragons who feel like 988 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,000 this is a great thing. 989 00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,000 And not me. 990 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,000 Not me. 991 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,000 So glad to hear it, man. 992 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,000 So glad to hear it. 993 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:08,000 Nularaaaa, make a perception check. 994 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:13,000 24. 995 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,000 You guys keep walking. 996 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:19,000 Nularaaaa, you feel like you hear something behind you. 997 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:22,000 So I say, did you guys hear that? 998 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,000 Can you hear that? 999 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:28,000 And I, like, kind of have stopped and I'm, like, not totally turning around. 1000 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:31,000 You two don't hear Nularaaaa. 1001 00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:36,000 Nularaaaa turns and looks behind her and then looks back. 1002 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:43,000 And she is in a dark, silent hallway. 1003 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:49,000 Flint, Thea, Donnie, and Stefan are not with her. 1004 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:55,000 You two don't hear her say anything because she doesn't say anything. 1005 00:50:55,000 --> 00:51:16,000 And you continue walking down the hall. 1006 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:21,000 Some of the music in today's episode is by Kavin McLeod of Incompetech.Filmmusic.io 1007 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:25,000 and Scott Buckley at ScottBuckley.com.au. 1008 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:30,000 Sound effects can be found at BoomLibrary.com and at Sirenscape.com. 1009 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:34,000 Also looks like Amy would like to disengage from something else right now. 1010 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,000 The smell my dog is making. 1011 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,000 I'd like to disengage from this. 1012 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:41,000 This is me looking at a map, not him stumbling. 1013 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,000 Yeah, so he's still believable. 1014 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:48,000 He's not killing time as someone steps up behind us. 1015 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,000 Let me just do this dance over here while I'm away. 1016 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,000 Looking at a map to give you direction. 1017 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:58,000 Yes, I know where my D8s are. 1018 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:02,000 I like that no one was questioning whether Amy knew where her D8s were. 1019 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:03,000 She definitely knows where they are, guys. 1020 00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,000 She definitely knows. 1021 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,000 She feels like she hears something. 1022 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,000 You have a feeling. 1023 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:14,000 There's a big Drakorn with falling things. 1024 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:17,000 That's what I meant. 1025 00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:21,000 It's like a foghorn. 1026 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,000 I'm sorry, Andrew. 1027 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:27,000 Dumbgeons & Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.